I find breasts attractive. But if I saw ones that big in real life, I might start asking if there was some sort of toxic waste dump in the area or something. Cor blimey!
Also, shape is more important.
I hand you a slip of paper. It reads, "Certificate of Ass-Kissing. In lieu of physical kissing of ass, you are hereby presented with this token of respect, certified by the Department of Bodily Smooching. Not redeemable for monetary equivalent."
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Step right up and shoot pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!
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