The only part I didn't get was the car joke, Fax. Yet more proof of my "square peg in a round hole"-ness. I mean, a fifteen-year-old guy not getting a joke about CARS? Gasp!
I f*cking hate cars.
I'll bet in Europe guys aren't obsessed with cars. They're probably obsessed with fuel-efficiency, bicycles, effective public transit, and walking.

And maybe mopeds, if they're really cool dudes.
I've got another corrolation between these two presidents: they were both killed by male fashion models. Zoolander is hilarious!