Do I hear a sequel coming on? "Scream 4! This time, the terror is REAL!!!"
Choking on a Lifesaver or other hard candy. Once a Lifesaver dissolved in my mouth until it was really thin and then it broke in two and both pieces slid down my throat and I couldn't breath and I think I would've died if my brother hadn't been in the room and gotten me a glass of water. And I'm always accidentally swallowing hard candies when they're still big and that hurts like heck.
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Step right up and shoot pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!
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