I got all the way through Alcar's, then decided I really couldn't read anymore. Sorry everyone.
1. What is your name? William
2. Have you ever been kissed? Yessum.
3. What is your favorite movie? Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain
4. What CD is constantly in your CD player? None.
5. Do you have any brothers or sisters? None.
6. What is on your mousepad? A cat holding a computer mouse in its mouth.
7. What is your favorite color pen to write with? The conventional black or blue.
8. What shampoo do you use? Currently Boots Anti-Dandruff Protection Shampoo.
9. What is your favorite color? Don't have one, but purple is simply lush.
10. How many children do you want? None.
11. Do you collect anything? Yes! Fighting Fantasy gamebooks and related ephemora, coins, and of course anything Oddworld.
12. What is your favorite word? Don't have one.
13. What are your favorite kinds of clothes to wear? Casuals - jeans and t-shirt.
14. What is your idea of a perfect date? Lots of leaning in close over the table. I don't really know.
15. What is your favorite book? The Art of Oddworld Inhabitants, though
Dune does top my fiction chart.
16. Who is your favorite actor or actress? Hmmm, don't have one.
17. What is the best feeling in the world? For me, just having a great time with everyone.
18. Do you take hot or cold showers? Hot hot hot!
19. If you could kiss anyone, who would it be? Eep, George or Lucas? Hey, let's go for both.
20. What is your favorite band or singer? My taste is too comprehensive to have a single favourite.
21. What are you listening to right now? Martha and the Mandelas - Dancing in the Street. It's on Radio Norfolk.
22. Do you believe in God? I believe in the possibility of what we might call God/gods.
23. When is your birthday? Wow, quite a follow up to such a philosophical question. 7th October, 1987.
24. How tall are you? A tad over 183cm, 6' exactly. Which is strange, because I used to be 6'1" on my medical record, and I've grown since then.
25. What is your favorite television show? It waxes and wanes with the current programming. Right now Teachers is on, so I guess that.
26. Have you ever had sex? No,
27. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Somewhere that isn't where I live now. I found Holland to be a beautiful area.
28. Do you have braces? Nope, never have.
29. Do you like roller coasters? More than my parents. Which isn't tough. But very much so.
30. What is your favorite season? Summer - it's so sexy.
31. What is your favorite time of day? Whatever time I have to have a lie-in.
32. What is your favorite gemstone? No idea.
33. What is your favorite cartoon? The Simpsons.
34. What is on your bedroom walls? Three walls are bright orange, which are light at the top and get darker near the bottom. There are sporadic palm-like trees painted on. The fourth wall is dark blue with stars painted on in glow-in-the-dark paint.
35. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Vanilla - chocolate ice cream is never particularly impressive.
36. If you had a time machine, where would you go? Could I come back?
37. What do you want to be when you're older? Don't know. My life is aimless at the moment.
38. What color are your eyes? Murky.
39. Who is the person you talk to the most on the the phone? Might be Ed, but I haven't phoned him in months.
40. If you could dye your hair any color, what would it be? Jey black, methinks.
41. Do you have any nicknames? Bunce, Buncey, Bunciple, Buncicle.
42. What does your dream guy/girl look like? Appealing.
43. Are you good in math? I am brilliant.
44. Do you have freckles? Used to have tonnes. I don't know if I still have them, I can't see beneath the spots.
45. Who are your best friends? Nathan, Ed, Nick. I guess. I've been wary over getting a best friend - in the past they've all deserted me.
46. What is your favorite kind of flower? Passion flowers.
47. What is your favorite store? Pass.
48. What is the most daring thing you've ever done? Slapped my headmaster. Ha, I wish.
49. Is there anyone who you really hate? No, hating a person is stupid. I can easily detest aspects of a person, and really want them to die, but hating them is daft. No wait, Hudson, I hate Hudson.
50. Do you and your parents fight a lot? We've just started to do so recently. Stupid bitch.
51. What is your favorite candy? Dunno.
52. What is your favorite kind of music? As before, taste too expansive.
53. What was the last movie you saw in the theater? Still Thunderbirds. *dies*
54. Are you getting sick of these questions yet? Not really, I'm just tired.
55. Have you ever been to the ocean? Yes.
56. Do you have any part of your body pierced? No.
57. What is your favorite restaurant? Nando's!
58. What is your favorite brand of clothing? My favourite designer is Rocha.John Rocha, but I wouldn't say it's a brand. Brands suck. You pay to advertise them. Where's the sense in that?
59. What is your favorite magazine? Don't read any.
60. Who do you like talking to the most on the internet? Nathan, Xavier, Peter, Ed.
61. What school do you go to? Norwich School, or King Edwards XI Grammer School, Norwich.
62. Do you have any pets? 2 cats, Simpson and BT. Both British shorthairs, but both beautiful.
63. Which is better, pie or cake? Cake, duh. Pie? What the hell?
64. Are you a good french kisser? Don't know.
66. What is your favorite color to wear? Don't know.
67. What is your favorite animal? Cats. No doubt.
68. What is your favorite alcholic drink? Hmmm, don't know.
69. What sports do you like? Squash, badminton, athletics, cross-country.
70. What is your favorite outfit? Pass.
71. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Nah.
72. What is your favorite card game? Dunno. Not poker, ick.
73. Do you swear? Unreservedly. I don't hold prejudices, least of all against words.
74. Have you ever had surgery? No, though I entered the world via Caesarian section.
75. What is your favorite beverage? A gorgeous frothy hot chocolate.
82. What song do you wish the radio would play more often? I wish they'd get rid of the radio edits. What's the point? Everyone knows what the words are anyway.
76. Do you want to get married? And screw up whatever relationship I'm in? Get lost.
77. What is your most embarrassing moment? Eek, let's not head in that direction.
78. What is your zodiac sign? Libra/Rabbit.
79. Where do you think is the most boring place in the world? Mrs Elington's critical thinking lessons. I usually end up falling asleep. No, really, actually falling asleep.
80. Have you ever smoked? Passively all my life. I'm sick of people telling me I smell of smoke.
81. What do you look for in a guy? Whatever it is, it's not worked our happily yet.
83. If you could meet anyone, dead or alive, who would it be? Hmmm... I guess Lorne Lanning. The man sounds like a genius.
85. Do you like writing letters? It's alright.
86. Who do people say you look like? No one.
87. What is your favorite month of the year? Pass.
88. What kinds of clothes do you like guys/girls to wear? Stuff that suits them.
89. How many words per minute can you type? I've never been measured. It won't be very many right now, my fingers are cold.
90. What is one thing you would change about the way you act? I'd make more sense.
91. What is one thing you would change about your looks? My skin.
92. What is your favorite perfume? I don't wear perfume.
93. What is the worst feeling in the world? Don't know, I've probably grown blazé to it.
94. Do you have allergies? No.
95. What are some of your bad habits? Pass.
96. What is one of your pet peeves? Pass.
97. Do you have a website? Yeah, OddBlog (
http://www.oddblog.net/), my pride and joy. I needs many much-needed repairs, though.
98. What kind of car do you drive? I don't drive. If I did, I would require a hydrogen-fuel cell powered car.
99. Where were you born? Norfolk and Norwich Hospital, before they tore it down (obviously).
100. Do you believe in love at first sight? Pffft, no.