[Oddude_]

Here's my joke: (The begining isn't funny, wait til the end)

Once there were 3 stupid, fat Clakkerz, who didn't knew how to talk.
One day the 3 Clakkerz walk outside, the 1st Clakker saw a mudokon that laughed and said: "3 fat Clakkerz, 3 fat Clakkerz...".
The 2nd Clakker walk to a restaurant, and saw a Slig, who said: "With a fork and with a knife, with a fork and with a knife...".
The 3rd Clakker walk to an airport, and heard a Glukkon, who said: "I'm first in line! I'm first in line!".

Once they saw a dead Vykker.
Stranger came and asked them: "Who killed this Vykker?",
The 1st Clakker said: "3 fat Clakkerz, 3 fat Clakkerz!"
Stranger asked: "How did you killed him?"
The 2nd Clakker said: "With a fork and with a knife, with a fork and with a knife!"
Stranger asked: "Do you want to go to jail?!"
The 3rd Clakker said: "I'm first in line! I'm first in line!"