[Martian]

Hi there, I'm Martian. I'm new. Interesting, eh?

Wait, before I start. To all the less-intelligent people out there, I'm not really a martian, k?

Okay, so a little about me. Erm... let's see... I like bacon. That's pretty much what I can say about myself. I like to stay in... MYSTERY DUN DUN DUNNNN!! *covers self with black cloak*

So at the moment, I'm flinging around a rabid cat to scare off some bullies. I'm not sure if it's working since I already have two black eyes. They must have a strategy to get around my rabid cat attack! I must know it!

But while I'm figuring that out, read my profile.

Okay, it's been fun guys. It's time for me to go. Wait, what the hell am I doing? I'm not leaving. Sorry, sorry, this business with the rabid cat is distracting me.

Anyway, I can't wait to get to know you all, though you probably wouldn't want to get to know me. Well, that's life for ya.

So I'll see you all when I see you. I mean, I'll hear you all when I hear you. Wait, that doesn't make sense either. OKAY, I'LL READ YOU ALL WHEN I READ YOU. There, done. Adios.