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11-23-2004, 05:15 PM
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I am Catholic, but I don't hate Homosexuals.

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For instance, it says in the bible that god is omnipotent. It's not possible. Can god create a rock too big for god to move? No? Then that's something he can't do. And if he does create a rock too big for him to move then he can't move the rock. It doesn't work.
Interesting, I've never heard that before. It reminds me of this quote,

"The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn"t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn"t thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing."

From "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".
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There is shadow under this red rock,
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
~T.S. Eliot The Waste Land.

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