1. What is your name? - Edmund, but most call me Eddie.
2. Have you ever been kissed? - Heh, I can wish.
3. What is your favourite movie? - I have many faves, including Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Butterfly Effect and that Final Fantasy movie that I can’t remember the name of.
4. What CD is constantly in your CD player? - I don’t have one. But the last CD that was in my CD-RW was the Unreal Tournament 2004 disk.
5. Do you have any brothers or sisters? - One sister.
6. What is on your mousepad? - You don’t need one with an optical mouse if you have a smooth enough desktop.
7. What is your favorite color pen to write with? - Pens are pens.
8. What shampoo do you use? – Any. So long as it does the job of keeping my hair clean and isn’t tested on animals.
9. What is your favorite color? - I don’t really have one, but I like black and blue.
10. How many children do you want? – I dunno. Probably not more then two. And anyway, a vital component is missing for me to have kids in the first place.
11. Do you collect anything? – Not really.
12. What is your favorite word? – Smeg.
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13. What are your favorite kinds of clothes to wear? – I always wear the same outfit. Black hoody, black combats, black heavy-duty chainsaw boots.
14. What is your idea of a perfect date? – A date that isn’t based somewhere in cyberspace? Pfft. . . I’d be so lucky.
15. What is your favorite book? – It varies.
16. Who is your favorite actor or actress? – Don’t have one, since I don’t keep my eye on celebrities.
17. What is the best feeling in the world? – Being happy and content, with nothing troubling you, no deadlines to meet, no problems. . . Ah, that’d be nice.
18. Do you take hot or cold showers? – When I get the chance, I normally have warm showers. I need to fix mine. . . But the sponge and soap do their job.
19. If you could kiss anyone, who would it be? – No-one at the moment.
20. What is your favorite band or singer? – Varies.
21. What are you listening to right now? – People milling around, chatting and using computers in this college classroom environment. I’m on break.
22. Do you believe in God? – My faith only lies in myself, my friends, my family, my pets, and everything else I care about. I don’t need no religion, nor do I really care if there is a god or not.
23. When is your birthday? – 14th of May 1986.
24. How tall are you? – 5’7” (5’6” without the boots)
25. What is your favorite television show? – The Simpsons, or Scrapheap Challenge.
26. Have you ever had sex? – Heh, I’ve never had a girlfriend face to face, let alone. . . Oh, never mind. No-one cares.
27. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? – Where I’m living now is a nice place.
28. Do you have braces? – No.
29. Do you like roller coasters? – You bet.
30. What is your favorite season? – Spring or Autumn. Winter is too cold and Summer is too hot for my liking.
31. What is your favorite time of day? – Don’t have one. Though it’s probably at night when I can spend time online because everyone around me is asleep and they can’t bother me.
32. What is your favorite gemstone? – Dunno. Used to be Pyrite, better known as “fools gold”.
33. What is your favorite cartoon? – The Simpsons, I think. Or it’s the many really good flash movies I’ve seen recently on Newgrounds.com.
34. What is on your bedroom walls? – Wallpaper, and some posters. Maybe even some cobwebs.
35. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? – Vanilla or Chocolate.
36. If you had a time machine, where would you go? – I’ll get back to you on that.
37. What do you want to be when you're older? – Happy and content.
38. What color are your eyes? – Greyish blueish.
39. Who is the person you talk to the most on the the phone? – Probably my friend Matt. “Hey.” “Hi.” “Can I come over?” “Sure.” “Okay, see you soon.” *click*
40. If you could dye your hair any color, what would it be? – I wouldn’t.
41. Do you have any nicknames? – Edd, Eddie, Darky, Dark Hood, Steady Eddie, Eddie The Thug.
42. What does your dream guy/girl look like? – I like the podgy, cuddley and voluptuous type with nice large, smooth and round curves. . . And I also like them to be taller then me and have nice, long and soft hair. But I don’t like them too large and I’m not a fan of folds. My tastes are strange, ‘nuff said.
43. Are you good in math? – No.
44. Do you have freckles? – A few over the bridge of my nose.
45. Who are your best friends? – Matt, Jess, and a few others. But I’m not really one for favouritism.
46. What is your favorite kind of flower? – Ask me another time.
47. What is your favorite store? – Tescos. Or Aria.co.uk.
48. What is the most daring thing you've ever done? – I’d tell you. . . But then I’d have to kill you.
49. Is there anyone who you really hate? – Hate is never a good thing. Therefore I don’t hate anyone. . . Except the local council. And maybe that housing development company that destroyed some woods next to my house a couple of years ago.
50. Do you and your parents fight a lot? – Not really. Me and my mum get on each other’s nerves sometimes, though.
51. What is your favorite candy? – Don’t have one.
52. What is your favorite kind of music? – My tastes in music are broad.
53. What was the last movie you saw in the theater? – Lord of the Rings III: Return of the King.
54. Are you getting sick of these questions yet? – Yeah, but it beats working on boring, yet overdue college assignments. I know I shouldn’t be doing this, but I don’t have the motivation to do them.
55. Have you ever been to the ocean? – Crossed it, swam in it, chucked my dog into it while playing on the beach, seen the movie, bought the t-shirt. To put it simply, yes,
56. Do you have any part of your body pierced? – No.
57. What is your favorite restaurant? – Pappa Johns Pizza place.
58. What is your favorite brand of clothing? – Don’t do brands.
59. What is your favorite magazine? – Don’t read magazines.
60. Who do you like talking to the most on the internet? – Anyone who can give me nice conversation. Or really good yi- Ah, uh. . . Hmmm. :P *ahem* No, I won’t tell you that.
61. What school do you go to? – South East Essex College.
62. Do you have any pets? – 1 goat, 1 pig, 3 cats, 1 dog.
63. Which is better, pie or cake? – Cake. :P
64. Are you a good french kisser? – How the hell would I know?
66. What is your favorite color to wear? – Black.
67. What is your favorite animal? - I like most animals, but don’t have a favourite.
68. What is your favorite alcholic drink? – Cider. But I don’t really drink, either.
69. What sports do you like? – Is Multiplayer First-Person-Shooter a sport?
70. What is your favorite outfit? – Didn’t you already ask me that?
71. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? – Who needs stuffed animals when your pet cats get into you room at night and curl up around your head?
72. What is your favorite card game? – Don’t really play cards.
73. Do you swear? – Yes, but not when I don’t need to if I can help it.
74. Have you ever had surgery? – I had my thyroid glands removed in 1999. Long story.
75. What is your favorite beverage? – Water, milk, or Lilt. Mainly water, since it’s most thirst quenching.
82. What song do you wish the radio would play more often? – Don’t have a favourite song that any radio station would play. :P
76. Do you want to get married? – Maybe one day, to someone I find really nice, who I can be happy with.
77. What is your most embarrassing moment? – Again, I ain’t saying a thing. :P And I can’t remember.
78. What is your zodiac sign? – Taurus.
79. Where do you think is the most boring place in the world? – All places are interesting in their own way. . . Even this college.
80. Have you ever smoked? – No, and I don’t intend to. “Getting Lung Cancer” isn’t high on my list of priorities.
81. What do you look for in a partner? – Someone who provides good friendship and company, yet also satisfies my needs.
83. If you could meet anyone, dead or alive, who would it be? – Probably all my ‘net friends. That’d be interesting.
85. Do you like writing letters? – It’s nice to do that, but I just communicate through everyone via MSN, so therefore I don’t write many letters.
86. Who do people say you look like? – I think most people think I look strange. To others, I look “cute”. But I don’t believe them.
87. What is your favorite month of the year? – Don’t really have one.
88. What kinds of clothes do you like guys/girls to wear? – Whatever looks good on them.
89. How many words per minute can you type? 50 WMP on average. Too much time spent on MSN.
90. What is one thing you would change about the way you act? – I wish I was more friendly and approachable towards people. . . And I need to stop being an ass-hole at times.
91. What is one thing you would change about your looks? – I need a haircut.
92. What is your favorite perfume? – Don’t need no de-odorants.
93. What is the worst feeling in the world? – Depression? The feeling of being trapped in something with no way out? I dunno.
94. Do you have allergies? – My immune system is a good one and hasn’t really failed on me. . . At least, not yet.
95. What are some of your bad habits? – Farting in public, being too lazy for my own good, assuming things, and thinking negatively at times.
96. What is one of your pet peeves? – Stupid people, especially if they can help being stupid. I also hate those who are wasteful, and don’t care about it.
97. Do you have a website? – Yes, Dark Hood’s Shack. It still needs updating, but the overflow of college work has put that on hold for the time being.
98. What kind of car do you drive? – I don’t. Yet.
99. Where were you born? – Rochford Hospital.
100. Do you believe in love at first sight? – Not really. True love is only built up gradually between two people, unless they really are that compatible with each other.
Hmmm. . . Did this in an hour. Not bad.
Now I wonder if anyone actually bothered to read this?
- DH