[WiLL the Wander]

(occ: I know I'm lazy... )

Bela and co. are watching the Tv...

Showslig: Can I start now? Umm... ladies and gentleglucks! Here comes the FortuneWheel!

Dave: What a lame name.

Bela: Yeah.

Showslig: Now we have a special, exclusive prisoner here in Mudcatraz. He's not a scrub or a scrab, he is old, and not so tasty and mysterious! Behold! Will the Wander!

Steve: It's him.

Bela: Yeah.

Showslig: And the first "spinner" is... Tex!

Tex: Howdy, folks!

Showslig: Ok, the wheel is spinning, spinning... and... and, it's... the Tear Extractor 500000 Moolah! Congratulations, Tex!

Tex: Thanks.

Showslig: So the Torture 1 is: Tear Extractor! Hear the scream!

ZAP!

Will: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaarrrrghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Showslig: Yeah, scream, scream!!!!

---a half hour later---

Showslig: And the Killing Blow is: A fan of knives! Bloody!

Suddenly the MFF appears... Joe touch Will's shoulder and start chanting ( With one hand)... suddenly a blue wave destroys the camera...

Bela: Wow...

Dave: WTF???

Steve: ...???

Slig: M.O.M. news here! A blue energy wave destroyed Mudcatraz. The wander and the natives are heading to Rupture Farms! They will arrive in one week!

Dave switches off the TV...

Dave: We need a weapon!

Bela: I have Gina.

Dave: No, we need a more powerful weapon!

Bela: Gina is not enought powerful?

Steve: But where we find one...?

Dave. I dunno......Wait!... The Industrial Central System! Where's a computer?

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Acessing Data....... done
Password: ****
Confirm Password: ****
Write down again: ****
I know i's not four stars! Now the Real Password!
Real Password: Pass
2nd Password: Word
Ok.....
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Moogle
Search: WANDER
Searching............................................"WANDER" not found

Search: spoocerope, parachute bags
Searching..............................Expedition287.GXG found
Open Expedition287.Gxg.
executing.........
GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT
Restart

Open [LAST DOWNLOADED FILE]
Open Expedition287.Gxg
Processing..........
Executing...........
Thinking.............
Loading..............
Something..........
Ok.
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Expedition 287 Diary:

"I found a strange wallpainting in a valley, near the sea of Mudos. This is a painting from a creature who has a somekind of organic parachute bags. Yesterday I found a strange sacred gate to a cave. I can't open it with help of scrubs, weapons, anything. I heard: the expedition is cancelled."

Dave: A gate?

Steve: We must go there! there is something behind that gate! Anyone want to come?

Bela: No, I stay here...

Steve: Ok... but we still need some help!

(occ: And now the Sub-Rpg-Fan Fiction starts... in december...)