stare into the spooky depths of his crotch. Then a midget by the name of *Chuck walked by with the strangest history. He was so small that he could live inside a person's stomach and would ride a little elevator up their throat and throw out the food he didn't like. This is where the term up-chuck is derived. Of course, this was only his day time job, by night he was...
*This is based on some actual childhood beliefs I had given to me by my evil uncle.
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