[TheRaisin]

I have an extreme phobia of sudden movement around me. Probably because I have no muscle to protect my body. If somebody nudges me in the side, I piss blood. And because I get hurt easily, people pick on me more. So actually, this fear is completely justified.

OANST, that better have been a joke and not an actual insult of Jacob's sig. His sig is friggin' awesome.

I feel a need to keep my ears covered at night. This is also justified, though. You try sleeping peacefully when you can hear EVERY SINGLE BUG IN THE FREAKING HOUSE CRAWLING AROUND IN THE WALLS AND BUZZING AROUND LIGHTBULBS AND CREEPING ONTO THE CEILING SO THEY CAN FALL ON YOUR FACE! Yeah, my house is a haven for insects, and I have an intense hatred/fear of them. And those bastards are loud as hell at night. And I've woken up many times to find a box elder beetle on my face.

And one time. . . I had a dream that I walked onto my front porch, but somehow gravity was unusually strong, and I was really off balance, and I fell into this flower bed next to the porch, and there was a giant spider web there, and as I was stuck there ants started CRAWLING ALL OVER MY BODY AND CHEWING MY FLESH and then I woke up and. . . you know how sometimes you wake up and your skin is a little tingly from rubbing against the sheets all night? Well I swear to gawrd it felt like thousands of little legs all over me. *shudder* One of the worst nightmares I've ever had.

I'm also constantly afraid that my pants are just going to suddenly fall down around my ankles.