[Biggy Bro Slig]

Heres my Odd biography

Mine:

I'm Biggy bro slig. I work at Splinterz. My friend is Slug, He's a Slig Shooter.
Me and Slug have been palls ever since we were both Slig Shooters at Rupture Farms. Then we were stamped 'Slow and Useless' and thrown into the Slig Market. We were taken by a guy named Lieutenant Dripik, so we went with this guy, and into the Slig Barracks. We stayed for a few months, then Dripik came running out his office shouting " I got another 1 Million Mullah! So I've been rised to general!" he said with tears in his eyes. We made loads of friends at the Slig Barracks, and they all blew up. So in the Slig Lounge we were all watching M.O.M. Suddenly a news bulliten popped up saying 'A Slig's Dream, Big Bro Slig! Take a series of injections, a special formula, and you, will become a Big Bro Slig, If you want to become a Big Bro Slig, Call VYKKERS LABS SECUTARY at 795428, and they'll land in your garden.'
So I was chosen out of 7,000,000,000,000 Sligs. A load of other Sligs' were chosen. So we went to Vykkers Labs,had the series of injections and the formula. We got ready to go back when, we got news that our boss had been killed, part of the Slig section had been demolished, we went back to pick up more Sligs, fortunately Slug was one. We got shipped off to an auction. we got won by a guy named Splinterz, so we went off there, we setteled in, we love our boss. We are getting ready to go to war with wildlife, we all have targets, mine is a Bird called Noggin.

Well I'll post my next chapter soon,thanx, who likes it?

Thanks Oddfolks!

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I have asked permission to use Fuzzle Guys character Noggin the Medic bird