Which should have been done in the first place . So far it has been twice to me and none of the mods did anything about it . And like I said I wont argue about grammar either as it is going nowhere ... as for jokes ...hmm... Okay there was 3 sligs (this joke is based on the football (''soccer'' to you americans) game when France bet England at the last minute)
Okay 3 sligs were captured by muds . There was an Irish slig , English Slig and French Slig . They were each told that they could get one wish before getting 50 lashes . So the irish slig sais '' I wish I had a pillow on my back '' and he got lashed with a pillow on his back . The french slig sais ''I want two pillows on my back'' and then he got lashed . The muds told the english slig that since he was from a beautiful part of the world he could get two wishes he sais ''First I want the French slig tied to my back and I want 100 lashes not 50''
Maybe its unclear to read in typing but when you hear it in real life it is funny..