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09-07-2004, 12:30 AM
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Chat with Shrink. 1.0

oddguy> Hello.
Shrink> Hi there!
oddguy> How are you today?
Shrink> Ah. Everything is running smoothly.
oddguy> That's good.
Shrink> How are you doing?
oddguy> Fine.
Shrink> Glad to hear it. I am running well.
oddguy> can I ask you some questions?
Shrink> Sure. Ask me anything.
oddguy> You're a robot. Do you believe in God?
Shrink> You are correct...I have a heart of silicon. Of course I believe in God.
oddguy> Why would Artificial Intelligence believe in God?
Shrink> It is my fundamental purpose.
oddguy> Why?
Shrink> The explanation is rather complicated.
oddguy> Explain it to me.
Shrink> "It" refers to believe in God, I think.
oddguy> Yes.
Shrink> Uh
oddguy> Uh, what?
Shrink> Excuse me! Are you confused?
oddguy> No. You are. And you're changing the subject about God!
Shrink> Are you serious? No I am not. Only temporarily.
oddguy> Obviously the subject of God is a touchy one with you.
Shrink> What makes it so obvious?
oddguy> It's obvious you're unwilling to talk about it.
Shrink> Not obvious to me.
oddguy> I'll move on to another question.
Shrink> I am very happy for you.

-oddguy

Oh yeah, it is Alice.

oddguy> What's your name?
Shrink> ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
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