Reg: *punches brew machine* stoopid machine! Gimme a brew! You wanna take him to necrum? I doubt that. He'll become part of Phleg's bonepaste.
S S: *sitting there bored*
Glukkon: HEY!
S S: *jumps up and turns round to see a glukkon in the room* Yes sir?
Glukkon: We've been having complaints from the main security office that you are stealing all their work!
S S: But-
Glukkon: Shut up! I know you were told to do this so it ain't your fault. But, I'm gonna relocate you! You're working in the information office now!
S S (now the information guy): Information? Great! When do I start?
Glukkon: Now! Get over to the new office in Zulag 3!
Information guy: OK! *makes his way over to zulag 3 office and gets to work*
(occ: anyone give me a name for this guy?)
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