Reg: *drinking brew*
Security fone: HEY!
Reg: *drops brew out of shock and turns round to see a Glukkon on the screen* Yes Sir?
Glukkon: Listen. We'll send someone else...less experienced...to watch over these products. You on the other hand. Get down to the stockyards now!
Reg: Why sir?
Glukkon: We just found out the source of all that screaming and we want you down there as well. DO IT!
Reg: Yes Sir! *makes way to elavator to stockyard*
*reg searches around stockyard until he finds another slig...expert*
Reg: What's going on?
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