Reg: What the? What's all that racket down there!? *goes to slig security fone*
Reg: Hey! I think there's some unauthorised access to the stockyards. They're shouting and screaming. I can hear 'em from here!
Security slig: Ok I'll some guys down to check it out...
Reg: *puts fone down and sips brew*
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