I'd name him/her "J. Jonah Jameson." Because he's my favorite Spider-Man character.
Or I'd name either one "Traditional Headress." Just because.
But if we're being specific about genders...
Boy: Lol Hammond, Hoivich Kericnakoff.
Girl: Gretchen Pumpernickle, Sgt. Lamp, Mrs. Fleckenstein.
I am a bad person.
And no, I haven't thought about it much yet.
