[sligster]

well if you insist...

There used to be an extremely popular radio show here called Martin/Molloy that made fart jokes classy again. They also put out 3 double CDs of their best bits. On one of them (I think it was the one called 'Poop Chute') they had a track called 'Two Fat Bastards' which was their version of the Two Fat Ladies cooking show. Lets just say they cooked a lot of beans and then used the [ahem] aftereffects to steam a fresh cod in one of the guy's pants. Unfortunately for him the fish was a bit too fresh and took a munch out of his haemorrhoids (aka 'windchimes'). To make up for it they decided to deep fry what was left and thus produce "A mess of 'roids".

I'm glad this is the spam thread. It makes life so much easier

wow...........