[Codek]

Aren't you wealthy? A toaster isn't much moolah. It'd be worth it in the long run, because you could leave home everyday in a peaceful mood.

Who is this 'his' guy? Your neighbor?
Anyway, you're taking him pissed-on-peaches...how kind of you! Remind me not to let the wind carry things of mine over to your yard!

-oddguy

But this is the thing, I don't want to leave home every day in a peaceful mood. The very thought of doing such makes me feel physically ill. I love the toaster really - it gives me a reason to rant and make myself feel tons better.

Oh, and by "his" I mean the Apesteins next door. I should really say "her", because I haven't a fucking clue as to who's married to the bitch and who's not, since the last I heard was her huge-husband was dying of cancer or something. Whether he's dead now or not is unclear, but the last thing I saw of any males beyond the age of 30 at that house was some complete ass who decided he would take a piss over the wall into my garden.

The penis-potshot was quite evidently a drunken one, but I was pissed off nonetheless. I'm still a bit annoyed that I didn't make him come out and clean it up, but I'm quite content with the fact that I've increased the height of the wall on my side to well over 6 foot, which not only blots out the light on their side, but looks ugly on their side, since all I've done is attatch a 6 foot 6 inch wood panel fence to my side of the wall. And if the gibbonfuckers next door start complaining, well maybe we could make arrangements for a urinal to be constructed there instead.