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That bastard arch-nemisis toaster of mine is playing up again.
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Aren't you wealthy? A toaster isn't much moolah. It'd be worth it in the long run, because you could leave home everyday in a peaceful mood.
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A week ago. I caught Merlin letting his dog piss on a low hanging branch of my peach tree. I was pissed right off then but I'm finding peace today. I have a Wal-Mart sack that blew into my yard from his and I'm going to fill it with peaches from that branch and take them to him today.
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Who is this 'his' guy? Your neighbor?
Anyway, you're taking him pissed-on-peaches...how kind of you!
Remind me not to let the wind carry things of mine over to your yard!
-oddguy
