All sorts of stuff.
I was 'accidentally' breaking a lot of things in her house [although it was obviously intentional] and because six months into the relationship her parents stopped allowing me in the house she had to take the heat for all of the broken stuff.
I kept pushing for anal sex. When she finally gave in I called her disgusting and didn't talk to her for a week.
I threw up in her mom's dirty clothes hamper.
And as my final move I had sex with her totally slutty friend in my girlfriend's room while she was napping on the couch.
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