3 AM- Phone rings. Talk to my lady friend until about 7 AM.
12:30 PM- Woke up. Made a chicken burrito. Consumed said burrito with enthusiasm.
1 PM- Pooped out burrito.
1:05 PM- Wiped ass.
1:06 PM- Checked out my masterpiece and flushed it.
1:30 PM- Downloaded fifteen gravy train songs.
2:00 PM- Went to sleep.
4:00 PM- Woke up, urinated.
5:00 PM- Called my lady friend to make plans for tonight.
5:51 PM- Wasted your time.
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