'Fact 67, Jacob's life long dream is to have a wild orgy with elton john, boy goerge and the batty's from village people.'
Um...no. Elton John is not my type, ta. And neither is Boy George. Besides, why do alot of Muffies always mistake that just because a guys Gay, he fancies all other Gay guys as well. What are you lot, morons? ...Oh...wait.
Fun Fact #67: Only one Village person, in the original group, was Gay and that was the Indian, Felipe Rose.
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"In Heaven all the interesting people are missing" - Friedrich Nietzsche
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