[Codek]

Some asshole miles away in London pretty much expected me to accept that I made a bad decision by repairing a £10 encoder coupling rather than replacing the whole fucking spindle drive.

I lost count of how many pickup trucks I saw today with shirtless toddlers standing up in the seat without seatbelts.

My goddamn freezer won't defrost.

AOL is proving to be too damn slow for my liking. I'm probably going to end up switching to BT by the end of this month.

Contrary to popular socialist belief, you can't legislate common sense.

My freezer problems are fuckering my icecream sandwiches and my beer is almost warm.

There is a disk stuck in my DVD player.

I probably won't punch either machine to death, even though they've both earned themselves a jolly good metalbending.

It's dark now and I'm still not completely pissed off. That pisses me off.