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Well I use a weapon of such skill that none of you crettins could ever master the true art behind...
THE SHARP AND POINTY STICK!
Constructed using an ancient method involving trees and sharpening. It can kill instantly without making a noise, and is the weapon of a true master of hobarti
And it doesn't have lots of stupid numbers after the name....
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OK. So while you're dancing around waving a sharpened twig at me, you wouldn't really mind if I just hopped in a M134 "minigun" battery and reduced you to a finely ground mince? Because ultimately you poking my kevlar protected chest with a fancy marshmallow skewer, and dancing about while reciting retarded jibberings of hobarti lore will leave little to be desired in terms of my personal safety.
