above our heroes was a monstrous vykkers ship. "Dats dem!" screamed the craft's pilot. "well, if we dont sdop dem now, den will destroy our zivilizachion!"said a vykker commander. "What the fuck are you two talkin bout?" asked an intern. "Zat damn rock has zee ability to see da future! Zey are going to deztroy dee magog cartel n den da shit really hits zee fan!" "O shit! Wat do we do?"asked the intern. "Well, umm, focus zum light trew dat peez of shit rock n blow da fuckerz away!" "eh wat?" said a nearby slig. "Just turn zee red nob n push zee damn zartuce button..quick!" "the zartwuce button? wat the fuck" begged the slig, "watever" creek creek creek...beep* "no, not zat one you azz!" "well how the hell am i supposed to know wat 'zartwuce' means u big-headed freak!?...o shit!" the slig turned around to find that the light was at a blinding frequency. in mere seconds, all of the entities upon the vessel were insinerated. the shockwave of the violent atomic blast hit all of oddworld and raped it of its landscape. "hey grid," said spider, "wats that?" the horizon was a massof hell-borne fire. "eh, dont know," replied grid, "probably just a beutiful sunset." none of our characters would take another breath before the fury of the heart of oddworld incinerated their bodies. it is an old saying that one should never fool with mother nature...hehehe...
THE END
well, watcha think?
its my first collaberational effort
