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With all modesty cast aside, I have to say I could design better robots than the ones in "I, Robot." They look like they came pre-rendered with the 3D modeling software, I can't wait till I become professional so I can get out there and show these guys how it's done. You'd think if we could build advanced robots that we could make their faces look better than some GI Joe action figure. In any case I'm not seeing it, they pretty much gave away the whole plot in the previews. Oh, let me guess, the world has become dependant on robots, who are forming artifical intelligence, so they start to rebel against humans, and Will Smith finds 12 ways to say "I told you so" in a witty manner. Yawn.
White Chicks looks like crap. It's just stupid, I hate when they play off tired steriotypes that don't exist anymore, like white people who can't deal with rap. Hell, more white people probably listen to rap now than black people. Take tired racial comedy and combine it with tired cross-dressing comedy of Mrs. Doubtfire,(Ooh, I wonder if some guy is going to mistake one of them for a real girl and fall in love, resulting in uncomfortablely homoerotic situations!?) and you have a very dated and shallow concept for a movie.
Now, I saw Spiderman 2, and alot of the things you criticized it for are kinda unfair. You complain that it has typical comic-book qualities, but the point is that it's based heavily on the comics. You know thousands of fan-boys would be whining if they didn't try to be as accurate as possible. I actually thought this one was better than the first, mostly because Doc Oc is a way more believable villain than the lame Goblin.(who didn't fail to deliver crappy "I'm going to get you, Spiderman!" type lines.) Not to mention haow utterly awsome Doc Oc was in this movie. Makes you wonder why villains are sometimes cooler than the heroes themselves.
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