[TheRaisin]

Lucipher, I think it's best not to inquire.

Once, a high school girl who rides my bus was talking very loudly with one of my female classmates about, well, let's say, some very mature feminine things. The kind of things that make a dude blush and try not to listen. Eventually, I turned around and asked the high schooler, "You do know the whole bus can hear you, right?" She leaned really close and really loudly, with a completely straight face, said very clearly: "Cucumbers."
I fell silent after that, while the two girls fell into hysterics. One of the most embarassing, and amusing, conversations I've ever accidentally listened to.

Actually, that was really hilarious. Nothing phases that girl. She's some kind of untouchable uber-punk. Scary, but cool.

Come to think of it, I think even the bus driver heard. I guess he was too embarassed to say anything about it. Either that, or trying too hard not to crack up. He's a total tightwad, but there are a few things he just won't touch.