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'You would prefer a man's big fat hairy arse!'
Err - i actually had a chance to have "a man's big fat hairy arse!" but instead opted not to, mainly because of the fatness and hairyness. Oh, and also he didn't treat me like the lady-boy that i am.
And he wasn't uberly rich like he said he was. Although, he did get me into clubs and buy me things.
I've been thinking of getting a boyfriend just until my friend comes back from her 3 month vacation. S'pose it'd be something/one to do.
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UUUURRRRRGHGGHHH! You admitted it! You smelly little bummer boy!