Ooh, a samurai sword, otherwise known as a katana. Good choice. We could make an unstoppable team: me with my supercool ninja wristblades, and you with your deadly, shiny samurai katana. Bwa ha ha ha. My mind reels with the possibilities...
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Step right up and shoot pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!
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