[Codek]

Well once my dog went into the back garden and started eating all the snow and grass and bits of anything he could find really. And then he had sex with the tree and tried to have sex with my cat but he ran away. And he took a dump in the garden, picked it up, brought it indoors into his basket and ate his turd! Then a few minutes later he vomited EVERYTHING ONTO THE FLOOR!
Their was bits of poo, grass, water from the snow, stones, dirt, bits of bark off the tree and a dead frog which was half rotten and maggot ridden. YUK!

That is gross, slightly disturbing, but not weird. It's also not something that you have done. It's something that a dog has done. And unless you are a dog, then you're going off topic.

So, behave. Yeah, I just wanted to lecture you there. Don't do it again. Bad bad boy. Sit. LOL.