I wish I had like... a "temporary" immortality. Like, I could become younger again whenever I wanted, but when I finally knew that it was "time for me to go" I could just lay down and die. That would certainly give me enough time to do all those things I can never seem to fit into my day.
Or fly.
Or have ninja smoke on command. Wait... scratch all the previous wishes. I wish I was a ninja, just so I could scream "NINJA SMOKE!" and disappear from a room in a cloud of vapor for no apparent reason.
No, I'm not joking. You have NO idea how much I wish I could do that. Imagine all the delicate situations you could escape from!
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