[General Drippik]

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The incedent of the death of General Drippik is now considered to be done by someone else. Police have made a huge mistake in killing Bigface of the World Mudokon Wrestling Federation, and the real culprit is considered to be Rock Hard. We'll be back with more on the story, as it develops. This message bought to you by Bonewerks, Give your slog a bone!