I was at lunch, and I caught a whiff of a riveting conversation between two Latino girls. I didn't catch the whole conversation, but rest assured that there were pleanty of "OH MY GOD"s and "NO WAY"s. The last part went something like this:
"...Hypocrit! She was a hypocrit. That's what she WAS too. H-I-P-P-O-crit."
I got up and said, "You know what, I've heard conversations between plainarians that were easier to listen to than your mindless chatter. Why don't you do the rest of the human species a favor and go back to the trees, you goddamn parrots!" or something to that effect.
It made me feel a hell of a lot better.
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