[Statikk HDM]

I'm partaking in one right now. A couple at a computer terminal adjacent to mine are acting like jackasses. They are attempting to fire off an e-mail attesting to their undying love yet failing miserably at it. Here are some gems
"How do you spell anything?"
"We never argue, do we?" That witty statement fired off a 15 minute spate on if they argued or not.
"What do I look like? A spell checker?" This made me ask to myself "Why weren't these braindead putzes using that in the first place?
They've also got the most hideous out of towner, redneck accents I've ever heard. They sound like they just came crawling out from underneath a trailer home from Hicksville, TX. Nothing makes a carp-towner more aggravated than an out of towners accent. Specifically southern ones.
The worse thing about this is that they've spent over an hour composing this love letter, while managing to type less than I've typed in this 4 minute message. This entire thing is making me take a decidedly Jacobian bent when it comes to eugenics.