I set fire to my neighbors pet rabbit. Every night it would break out and scurry into the crawl space under my house, the little rat would keep me up all night with it's scratching and squeaking. One night, I was really tired because of all the work I did that day, and I didn't get a wink of sleep because of the damn rabbit. The next night I just snapped, I went to the rabbits cage and cut off it's paws with a Lino-knife (I had to duct-tape it's mouth so it wouldn't bite me), I then tied it to a flagpole and covered it in lighter fluid and lit the fucker up like a christmas tree and watched it burn. I felt happy.
I'm so depraved.
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