Dutch, my native language... English my second native language
... eh... hm... maybe two words german... 5 words spanish...
Dutch Joke:
Oh... and you who this is? He's handsome, smart, f*cks like a tiger and only speaks one word French... Moi!
And before ppl start making me look like an idiot... this is a dutch joke, and the part with the tiger is originaly there so don't look at me so weird! 