Um let's see....drank a container of Draino when I was an infant...my parents had to keep me awake all night for fear I slipped into unconsciousness and died.
Also, when I was about 6 or 7...I took a black felt-tip marker and drew a smily face on my parents brand new (just delivered the day before) green velvet couch. Right on the armrest. Then I ran to my mom crying and asked her not to hate me - but that I'd drawn on her new couch.
Yes. The weird weird things kids do!
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