@ TheRaisin:
'One, Two, Middlesboogie' is the opening lyric to the song Middlesboogie by Space Raiders. I hate that song now, but I still think it makes a nice username.
BTW, methinks it's 'bollocks' you're thinking of, not 'bullocks'. The latter is just a small bull, but the former is a rude word.
I have moments like this.