[Cloverfield]

I try not to, but there have been instances when you just can't hold them in, no matter how hard you try.

Once when I was in church as a kid I had to fart and was holding it in. But then I needed to sneeze and the pressure of sneezing made the fart occur at the same time as the sneeze. It was quite embarrassing.

The other time I recall, I was at the footy with my brothers. Behind us were a group of Yobbos drinking their beer, etc. Well again I couldn't hold it, but it came out silent. Although it was really bad smelling. And these guys behind us where all blaming each other saying "you done a footy fart" to their mates and that. It was hard to stop myself from laughing but I wasn't going to own up to it.

Abe Babe...