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Oh my gawd I heard that term used for the first time in Along Came Polly, I nearly died laughing.
Well I'm a lady, and everyone knows ladies don't fart! Ever! So um yeah...noooo I've never 'broken wind' in public or otherwise! 
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Same here! NEVER EVER!
It does get rather stressful though... like when accidentally letting one go during post coital cuddle in bed... usually quite early in a relationship... you just wanna die.
Yet when your beau does them... he laughs and forces your head under the duvet!
Another defining difference of the sexes!