Oohh damn it to hell, DI is back. You know, I would never wish death on someone, but you come very close. Jeez, DI, why didn't you just stay away?
I don't remember ever farting in public, but I have had some bad experiences holding them in. A couple times I've been around people for days on end, unable to allow myself to fart, and I swear they almost forced their way out the wrong way. Felt like I was going to vomit my farts.
Doesn't sound like anyone around here would do that. That's a good thing. I'm way too self-conscious for my own good.
EDIT: Screw you, DI. Speaking of stupid posts, I think that one you just made qualifies as spam.