[Sekto Springs]

Every day for me is a twirling fest of weird happenings. One time on halloween I was up till midnight collecting candies, I dressed as a ghost (a sheet with eye-holes that had "Gimme Some Fuckin' Candy!" written on the front) I went to all the neighborhoods and finished by 8. I was not satisfied. I found a group of kids that ranged from about 3-6 years old, I jumped in howling like a demon and scared the sheet outta' them li'l bastards and took all their candy. By the end of the night I had 3 trash bags full to the rim with candy, I had to hitchhike home because I couldn't carry the bags the whole way. Okay, so it's not a weird story, but it's funny.