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It depends how old..............oh and yes it was a corkscrew i would use......u got a little carried away though didnt u?
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I got deliberately carried away in a last ditch attempt to make someone laugh and boost my confidence. I'm now being rediculously honest in an attempt to make my effort worth while. The plan is, that someone will find this post so funny that they will actually big me up, and therefore the purpose of my silly posting is fulfilled.
Of course the reality is that nobody will respond with even a giggle, and I'll be left here looking like a damp notebook in a biscuit box. (uh, right?)