Some sort of flak cannon or fragmentation grenades. Or, if all else fails, a powerful shotgun. After all, the only way to stop a zombie is to blow it apart into pieces small enough not to pose a threat. Curse those walking dead and their dark masters! CURSE THEM, I SAY!!! The mindless horde... they yearn for the taste of my flesh! But I shall be ready for them...
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Step right up and shoot pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!
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