Well, it's not like I have amazingly good looks to ruin, Jacob. Ha.
I've always wanted a forked tongue, and now the surgery is not only 100% effective and safe, but fairly affordable.
And it's only noticeable if you stick your tongue out...Which I very rarely do. I'm not getting the procedure for the sake of shocking people. I'm getting it for personal satisfaction.
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Buy my T-shirts. People will like you more and I will hate you less.
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