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06-20-2004, 05:44 AM
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beserker slig
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: Nov 2003
: my private continent, Katopia.
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Oddworld adventures

My oddworld RPG, is about a bunch of strange things happening, and no one know's who does these thing. there basically terrorist attacks.

name: Jerry
race: mudokon
occupation: native
weapons: club
items: nothing so far

Jerry is at the Spicy Taco, eating a ckicken quessadilla, and a chicken fajita.
Jerry's thoughts: mmm...good fajita...mmm
*Jerry makes unsanitary lip smacky noises*
waitress:Sir, can you stop eating like that?
*big explosion*
Lady: AAAUUGGGGHHH!!!! fire!fire!fire!fire!fire!fire!
Jerry: This way! follow me to safety!

Jerry didn't know. Glukkons were destroying every thing. They did this to get mudokon meat and bones, to make mutaco's (mudokon tacos) and try making the brew again. but make it so they don't make them drunk. Jerry returned home, but, he saw something so horrible, he screamed like a little school girl.
it was bad. TO BE CONTINUED! join now, for i am alone.
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i did punch a baby once, in anger....in my defense, i just wanna say that baby was being kind of a dick.

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