[Jacob]

Esus, if that's true that really is amusing. Now all those Jiggaboo-ing African Christians can all do their merry dance to Satans land of Brimstone...

'It's a stereotype my lad.'

I meant to say "some". Although i have seen many a teen cry whilst singing some random hymn. And it's at that moment in time i'd really love to connect my foot with their testicles, in a swift movement kinda way...

'wouldnt make a fool out of bad ppl.'

He wasn't making a fool out of him, from what i understand after expelling Cain from the Garden of Eden he then marked him, so if anybody ever saw him they could kill him. I've always imagined God marking Cain with a scar, but turning him Black would also be a good way of marking him, infact, a better way. So yeh, it was so Cain spent the rest of his living days running in fear. And for the record, it was Eve who ate the Apple, and i think she then tried to say to Adam "Come, come and taste it's sweet Appley goodness...Mmm...oh yeh, that's right baby." and some cheesy Jazz music kicked in [played by Gabriel, of course]...

Oh, and God hasn't flooded the world again because he said he never would. He felt very sorry for what he did, and bowed his head in shame. Naughty tyke.

Although, saying that, if God flooded the world and killed everyone, this also means he killed all the Black people...so...where the Hell did they come from?! They're everywhere...i bet they're not even black, i bet they just rub shoe polish on them. Damn them!! Damn them to Hell!!