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Hi m8! Hope you have a good time in the forums! What am I saying? There's no chance of that! HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!

Now now, don't scare the newbie entirely... I'm sure the are plenty of other people who want to mess with his mind...
MWUHAHAHAHAHA!
Ahem... enjoy your time at the forums.